the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

(via txlover)

bongfucker:

this baby just knocked itself the fuck out what an idiot

bongfucker:

this baby just knocked itself the fuck out what an idiot

(via nomegustaperohayquehacerlo)

Eating pussy is 30% basic skill and 70% paying the fuck attention. shaythegayone (via guitarsandcontrabandx)

(via lift-like-a-girl)

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

(via paquidermomulticolor)

angellundone:

chubbymon:

This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos 

(via theathleticaestheticblog)

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

(via bleed-like-water-colours)

Reblog if you’ve seen one of your followers naked

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

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fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

(via itsthepriceof-fame)

lexlifts:

werrrkkk

todos deberíamos llevar vestido,son demasiado cuquis <3

lexlifts:

werrrkkk

todos deberíamos llevar vestido,son demasiado cuquis <3

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I don’t want to be typecast as an eccentric. Maybe I should do something totally different and film a cracking porn film with Tim. — Johnny Depp (via becauseitsjohnnydepp)

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veronicassmars:

tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking

"why is everyone so white"

"why is everyone straight"

(via dear-hedwig)

albinwonderland:

kellyisnice:

Alice received a special delivery from albinwonderland. As soon as I saw this patch in her Etsy shop I knew I had to get it for Alice. I love how she’s not afraid to do things that aren’t very popular amongst other girls her age. Especially since they have no problem telling her what they think.

this is my favourite thing oh my goodness

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